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A parody of Old number 7 by Devil makes three

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I guess I grew up as a carnivore
eating steak every night never need no salad fork

Till I found out the butcher shop had closed
bought out by vegetarians who moved in next door

well I grew up tall, I grew up lean
I swore after age 6 id never eat a green bean

But now im eating food that comes from the tree's
a little salad dressing tastes alright to me

Well thank you Newman's own Old Italian dressing
croutons in my salad I am eating in heaven
and ah, I ain't becoming no vegan ya see
but theme crisp old greens taste alright to me

Well thank you Newman's own Old Italian dressing
croutons in my salad I am eating in heaven
when I go to the salad bar I can't stay long
cus they'll kick me out after their greens are gone

After their greens are gone.....

So im at the salad bar
which dressing should I choose

got so many fresh veggies
man you know I can't lose

Never traveled so far until I ate this food
I swam in a thousand islands just this afternoon

well my plate is stacked as wide as can be
Picking any bright color that I can see

Im gonna throw some green inside of my jeans
theirs nutrition in my pants if you know what I mean

Well thank you Newman's own Old Italian dressing
croutons in my salad I am eating in heaven
and around here the dressing never runs dry
so you don't have to eat with those tear's in your eyes

Well thank you Newman's own Old Italian dressing
croutons in my salad I am eating in heaven
when I go to the salad bar I cant stay long
cus they'll kick me out after their greens are gone .

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from Songs to write home about Vol: 1 (a parody album), released September 8, 2015

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The Stolen Stitches musical sideshow Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A unique blend of dark humorous folk songs about the devil, mixed with real life Sideshow acts and some rag time piano..

Defiantly not your typical Wagon wheel folk punk

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